Watford Riots- A Guide

It all began on a bright yet deceptively cold Tuesday morning. I arrived at work my usual 4 minutes late, to a barrage of questions from colleagues who live on a nearby housing estate (and rumour mill)
"Did you hear it?" "Was it scary?" and similar questions came flying toward me like cheap 3D graphics. I had not a single clue what they were talking about, and said so.
"The riots!"
"What riots?"
"The one's in Watford, my cousin said that a friend of hers was in town and it all kicked off, and there were riot police and hundreds of people and the shops were on fire"
I explained that I live as close to the High Street as it was possible to without actually living inside Primark, and not only did I hear nothing but I also have to walk halfway up the High Street to get to work and there were no signs of any damage to anything,
"They must have cleaned it up then" was the response.
I questioned the likelihood of this, and suggested that maybe- just maybe- nothing had happened
"Why would She lie?!" was the reply.

This was just the beginning of a day that would quickly become chock-full of paranoid nervous excitement from most, and teeth gritting from me.

A quick note on the mindset of Watford, as a town. It is situated just within the M25 but also within the boundaries of Hertfordshire- this gives it the belief that it can have the best and worst of both Herts and London. If a rapist is reported as being active 'in Hertfordshire', the people of Watford can be on edge, likewise on 7/7 people were on tenterhooks as "we're technically London though". On the other side of the coin you can be excited about the olympics coming to "our city" and also be smug about all the excellent grammar schools Hertfordshire has to offer. It is a truly conflicted place full of teenagers who believe they live in a 'Kidulthood' style urban environment, and their parents who believe they live in a 1980's middle-class Essex dream. I am generalising, but you can see why the rumours suddenly escalated.

A football match was cancelled as one of the players recieved a message warning that the riots were coming to Watford. The chain reaction began. Any siren or shout was interpreted as a sign of an impending riot- which for some reason would quickly escalate to the point that the Central London riots had. People were jittering. Living in the very heart of the town, I should have been the person that was scared- but I recognise bullshit when I see it and a lot of it I could see. At about 11am people were getting texts about "over a hundred people gathering in Cassiobury park". These people were going to work their way down the High Street, destroying everything in sight- pay no attention to the fact that it was quite a nice day and Cassiobury park often has hundreds of people in it, and it is the school hoilidays.

Then the "schedule" came through. The riot was going to march through South Oxhey, then down Bushey high street, hit Hemel Hempstead at 3, then Watford for 4. And these were ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. Never mind that they were walking for literally miles, THE RIOT WAS COMING. And worse, it was sticking to a timetable. This is the path it would walk

"They've already done South Oxhey, now they're in Bushey High street" exclaimed text messages. "The Harrow riot is joining it and it's gonna be terrible"
At some point a rumour had started that the news were not allowed to report on the riots- this meant that anyone actually looking for facts would be told that these WERE facts and the news were keeping it hushed up.

Thinking about this has made me re-angry about peoples definition of a riot, as though it were some sort of mythical beast that travelled from town to town- the same one every time doing damage everywhere. It carried on through the day, here is a brilliant yet very poorly spelled set of examples about what was going on http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110809091525AAtBZ68
Read that, go on. Then a few facts.
I leave work at 4.30, and walk through the high street by about 5.10. All shops were open- the only thing I saw was a girl running past me on her mobile phone, screaming that she had to get out as the riot was coming from Hemel. I was going to stop her and point out that riots are usually such punctual beasts and it's not like one to be an hour late but I saw no point.
At 5.30 I was standing in Tesco when I got this text - "Tesco Costco n Asda all done over, comin 2 high St now". This was odd, thought I, as people are happily shopping all around me and those 3 places are nowhere near one another
(approximate locations)

Then at 6, when the shops close on a Tuesday, people began claiming all the shops had closed early because of the riots. A couple of the bars at the top of the town (closest to the park) actually did board up a window or two, but as I walked through the town everything was exactly as normal- just with more nervous people. At about nine the rumours started that a local cocaine dealer had boasted on facebook that there were now nearly 400 people gathering in Cassiobury park and it was all about to kick off. I decided to take my dogs to that park for a walk and a look.

What I found were 6 other dog walkers who had all come out, like me, to disprove idiotic rumours and a group of 7-8 youths sitting under a tree. Satisfied that our town was safe from the dragon/ riot monster, we all went home.
Later I saw this on facebook

I only ever look on facebook when I want to be angry at thick people, 22 comments later She revealed that an ambulance had driven past and caused her to panic. Congratulations, Jay, you're angry at the thick.

Wednesday morning and the town was undamaged again. According to some news sites, 2 cars were set on fire and the 5 people responsible were all caught. I don't know how related this was, as during the Easter holidays 3 cars were set on fire and every windscreen was smashed on my street- however the people of Watford are taking it as a warning from that big riot beasty- "you got away this time, but I will be back"

Torchwood- My thoughts

There have been a few episodes of Torchwood- Miracle Day now, and it is still pretty dire.

As a show, Torchwood has always been hit and miss. The first series was excusable, but to make it adult there were totally pointless statements- "I can feel your hard-on" being the worst- but overall there were a few passable ideas to keep people watching. The second series was a little better, but for some reason it was felt that to make it more adult they should keep killing off characters who had a lot left to give whilst retaining those who we already knew all about.
Children of Earth was actually rather good, until the end- more on that later

So what is my problem with Miracle Day?
Firstly, Gwen. My problem with all Torchwood. A woman who went quite rapidly from normal person to superspy in an ill fitting catsuit. For some bizarre reason she is centre stage throughout, displaying a startling lack of emotion or charisma (any emotion will be displayed by the music- her tone of voice remains at either normal and robotic or angry and annoying)
But Gwen isn't all that is wrong with it. The horrendously slow pace of the series is making it a chore to watch- did episode two really need to spend so much time trying to save Jack's life? No. Do we need to have unnecessary sex scenes that add nothing to the plot? No. I know Starz are co-producing, but in the two other shows of theirs I have seen, sex scenes have either been kept to a minimum and used for plot advancement (Camelot) or the participants happily have a plot advancing conversation during the act (Spartacus). In Torchwood it was "Look, they like sex!"- I read this as "look, we're filling up space"

The two main American actors are both pretty good at conveying emotion- unfortunately the script calls for that emotion to be 'Mopey' or 'In pain'. Claire from Six Feet Under is very good too, and her character needs more screen time- I fear that more time on screen means more of a boring part though. Bill Pullman is excellent as Oswald, but his plotline seems too far fetched- however the fact that he now seems to be investigating things for himself was a nice development- though in true RTD style it may come to nothing.

A lot of people complain about Moffat writing Doctor Who. I think (controversially) that Moffat is a superior writer and show-runner to Russell T Davies. True, Moffat sticks to a formula and is stuck as a comedy writer but RTD is naturally a childrens writer and sticks to the formula of "all hope is lost.... here's a big red button, the day is saved!". It is his history as a low budget childrens writer that I feel has ruined Torchwood- that is the only reason I can see for the wholly unnecessary "look at the English and Americans doing stuff different" routine- do we really need to be told that petrol stations are gas stations? And the scene in which Gwen is told she is driving on the wrong side of the road seconds after being told that the roads are empty was just pointless.

Then there is the predictability of the plot. Deep down I hope that it is the Silence, or the Time Lords. But I am 90% sure that the end episode will go something like this.
Jack- Aha, Alien that has never been seen on screen before- it was you! I know you from offscreen!
Gwen- Look out Jack they will kill you!
Jack- Oh no they did killed me I love you Gwen despite your inability to act
Rex- This machine with the stop button, if I press it this will all stop but I may die
Gwen- Do it
Rex has a moment- does he save himself or the world?
Gwen presses the button
Rex- Noooooo, Do not want!
Enter Esther and Dr. Vera, who rush over to dying Rex
The Alien looks triumphant
Alien- we only really wanted to kill Jack, cos he was a wrong'un
Jack- I'm totally alive again, I'm gonna kill you aliens
Alien- Noooooo, Do Not Want!
Rex- thank you doctor I'm alive
Oswald- I'm dead, that makes me happy
Jack and Gwen do what they always do and ignore the fact that they love each other.

THE END

I hope I'm wrong- but throughout the children of earth series people were expecting the aliens to be something we had seen before- and it wasn't. And Jack just happened to have a grandson with the power to save the day at the cost of his life. Which was, frankly, stupid