Many years ago, I decided to start writing a blog. But as with many things I was a tad too late to the party and within a month or so of my claiming that I would write about the mundanities of my very existence (and subsequent doing anything BUT writing a blog), the word 'Blogosphere' had been coined, and was bandied about the trendy media as though it were a paedophiles address in a tabloid. "This isn't for me" I thought "as it is referred to using a word that makes it sound like a pack of knobs self-congratulating themselves on having some fucking feelings".
Nothing much has changed, except my online profile. See, rather than having a bunch of friends on facebook who I once met, or went to nursery with, I now have a bunch of friends on twitter that I have NEVER met- and thusfore are unaware of quite how tedious my life truly is.
Also, courtesy of http://www.billybullshit.com/ the man known only as "Wasp eye" has become almost popular. In real life he isn't at all, but his lies are entertainment to literally pairs of people. I shall chronicle my attempts at getting a "Lie-ography" written about him, and all my other tries at doing something creative with my life and not sitting about watching TV.